tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1491368809081158836.post1197028003494458442..comments2023-10-29T16:18:52.142-07:00Comments on She May Be Naked But She's Not Stupid: Note to SelfLizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04355806806548753255noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1491368809081158836.post-41418320041112567862009-01-27T05:58:00.000-08:002009-01-27T05:58:00.000-08:00Have you tried street drugs? That always does it ...Have you tried street drugs? That always does it for me.Guy Mayhemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828187100384490849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1491368809081158836.post-44272679882015727852009-01-26T11:12:00.000-08:002009-01-26T11:12:00.000-08:00Once when I couldn't sleep I looked online for...Once when I couldn't sleep I looked online for "how to fall asleep" and there's WikiHow on it ( http://www.wikihow.com/Fall-Asleep ) I tried a bunch of things on the list, but you know what worked??? #18: <br><br>"Think of impossible things. Think of the most strange impossible things as fast as you can and don't stop. For example, imagine purple Twinkies™ walking on the walls then they grow red wings with yellow fishhooks dangling from them.. etc. Just think of the most weird strange thing you can and let the thoughts keep getting more and more strange and make less and less sense. You are guaranteed to fall asleep fast." <br><br>I was imagining imagining blue dogs with dragonfly wings and purple unicorns and then I was waking up in the morning! lolAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10700889359187704139noreply@blogger.com