This is why I'm still in love with my husband. Because he says things like this that totally crack me up:
Jacob was all wrapped up from head to toe in a quilt on our bed, with just his face showing. I came and hugged him, smiled and said, "Aw, you're a cute little burrito!"
He smiled back and replied, "Actually, I'm a roll of weed."
I said, "Like...a joint? You're a joint?"
He smiled and nodded. And then I laughed for a long time.