The best thing about this is that it really happened. Jacob really came home and said that the other day. (Except for the "Hey girl" part. I added that.) I smiled at him for about half an hour, then said, "Do you know how many women would LOVE to have their husbands come home and say that?!"
And, I mean, the whole Ryan Gosling meme has created some gems, but Ryan Gosling ain't no Jacob Chapman.