They say laughter is the best medicine. They also say a lot of other things, some of which are quite funny. Good thing there exists a quotebook to record all of them in! It seems that a lot of humorous things have been said recently. (Which probably has something to do with the Comic Frenzy shows this weekend...) For your happiness and enjoyment, I'd like to share a few of the sparkling gems of quotes that have recently made it into The Quotebook:
"I felt sorry for my grandpa...they wouldn't let him do tai chi. It was like Rudolph, only sadder." -Scott
"Is Englebert Humperdink dead? That's like asking if Marco Polo is still kicking it in China!" -J.D.
"Oh, the Orb. Always willing to ricochet..." -Jen
"Tyler is like...what is Tyler like? He's like Aslan. He comes and goes as he pleases, and you can't tell him what to do." -Scott
"The cat, he always lands on all fours. Unlike bread." -Jon, Comic Frenzy
"Poisoned? Quick! Did you make the anecdote?! I mean antidote!" -Ben, Comic Frenzy
"Cork: floats in water! And in blood." -Justin, Comic Frenzy
"I like him because sometimes you need a boy who will just sit there, wear loafers, and play the piana." -Kathleen, referring to Comic Frenzy
"You've been to Greece? Ha, that must be a slippery country! Ha ha ha!" -guy at the Special Olympics
"I think my brother once blew up a beaver." -Ashley
"Johnny Depp is in the hallway. In the blanket. No, he's on the blanket. The Johnny Depp blanket is in the hallway. And he's not in our bathroom. Looking through our garbage. Why do Americans always say 'trash' all the time?" -Jen (at 4am)
Ah the wit that I am daily astounded by! Now that you are uplifted, I'd like to conclude with one last bit of humor, dark and twisted though it may be:
Love you all! =)
Heh...awesome...that's all I'm gonig to say...
ReplyDelete-Jillian